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Learn to Cook

Real men know how to cook.

Real men know how to cook.

Why?

  • What’s the only room in the house where your wife will let you play with power tools?
  • Did you know “getting ready for dinner” can include the use of a butane torch?
  • Aren’t you embarrassed that the only way you can feed yourself or your family is to take something from the freezer to the microwave?

If your head is stuck in tenth grade where people made fun of the guy who took cooking class instead of auto shop, it’s time to grow up. There’s nothing wrong with being able to feed yourself. In fact, I’d be embarrassed if I couldn’t.

I’m not talking about fancy cakes and sauces with forty-two ingredients. I mean the basics:

  • Pot roast
  • Baked chicken
  • Pork chops
  • Baked potatoes
  • Green beans

None of this stuff is hard. And it doesn’t have to take much time, either. If you’ve got a stove, a pot, a frying pan and a knife you can eat better at home than at most restaurants.

Stop (over)paying for mediocre food. Man up and learn to feed yourself.

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