Category Archives: Undieting

Fried cheese sandwich wraps

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Have you seen my post about how to make crustless pizza? Well, brush up on that technique, because I’ve got a few more ways to use it.

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Who’s crazy now?

Crazy eyes!

Sometimes I wonder if I lost my mind along with those 50 pounds. Then Jenn tells me about the conversation she just had and I realize it’s everybody else that’s nuts. I’m getting tired of telling the truth. People look … Continue reading

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Will eating red meat kill you? (Hint: No)

Beef

So there’s another study out that supposedly shows eating read meat will kill you. Specifically: Red meat consumption is associated with an increased risk of total, CVD,[cardiovascular disease] and cancer mortality. Substitution of other healthy protein sources for red meat … Continue reading

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I dare you to say that to my face

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If you’ve spent any time on the internet, you’ve discovered some people can get a bit … testy when they feel anonymous. There’s a name for it, but I try to stay PG-13, so you’re going to have to follow … Continue reading

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Never try to put your wife on a diet

Furious wife

In the history of the world three stupid decisions stand out as the most obviously stupid: New Coke Invading Russia in winter Telling your wife she needs to lose weight Don’t believe me? Next time your wife asks, “Do these … Continue reading

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An all-American cookout

United Steaks of America

Hmm … I wonder what I should have for dinner on Labor Day …

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Vegetarians are full of crap

Cattle fog

What do you get when you take a stand-up comic with a sarcastic streak and a libertarian outlook, mix in a background in math and hard science, and top with a penchant for debunking junk science for fun? You get … Continue reading

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Dieting has ALWAYS sucked

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When I started this blog I asked what you don’t like about diets. The results have been remarkably consistent right from the beginning: It doesn’t work, and You can’t stick to it. Which is funny, because if it’s not working … Continue reading

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World’s simplest diet

Bad Food

There is actually a restaurant in Dallas that serves pre-portioned, packaged meals that you buy and microwave right there in the restaurant. It’s like the Lean Cuisine aisle at the grocery store, but not frozen. I’m not kidding. Okay, so … Continue reading

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You have better things to do than count calories

Calorie tracking spreadsheet

Remember second grade when your teacher asked what you wanted to be when you grew up? Maybe you wanted to be a cowboy, or a doctor, or an astronaut, or a supermodel. Or a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian. Sure, … Continue reading

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